gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

(Source: 021013)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

(Source: cannibalsuxx)

cody simpson dear good lord please turn 18 so my feelings for you are not so creepy quit looking older at least

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

(Source: i-deny-this-reality)

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

that yahoo is trying too hard. “like the rest of you” gosh I’d take that as an insult if it wasn’t completely true..

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

andyvantageous:

have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you

it’s horrible

(Source: 5ndy)